Staying home with a cold, the only cure is a beer belly

I called in to work today with a man cold (don't worry they were overstaffed anyway), basically slept all day, intermittently ordered uber eats and stuffed my face, started drinking hot toddys in the afternoon and beer tonight. Pretty much the perfect remedy to the man cold in my opinion. I am noticing the effects of my gluttony, the girth/heavy soft belly that I can't hide anymore, clothes are so much tighter I have to go buy new work clothes tomorrow. I love the feeling of this big, soft, keg gut and constantly getting hard making it as big as possible

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