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Just like Roxie and Velma, Tina and Queenie know a hot 1920s speakeasy, and they’re about to show it to their new pal Jacob Kowalski, a “no-maj” (the American term for “muggle” – a person without magical abilities.) #AllThatJazz #FantasticBeasts #WizardingWorld
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** CREDITS **
Producer, Director, New Lyrics, Tina & Queenie Goldstein: Whitney Avalon ( imdb.me/whitneyavalon)
Colorist, Newt Scamander: Ryan K. McNeal
Bowtruckle: Pickett
Orchestrator*, Music Producer: Ryan O’Connell
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Art Director: Kim Brunner
Hair, Make-Up Artist: Kayle Williams
Key Grip: Billy Brenner
Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp
Wig Stylist: Patty Jarvis
Assistant Editor: Christopher Rossi
VFX Supervisor: John Huffnagle
Music Mix, Master: Ed Boyer
Art Department Assistant: Jennifer Newman
Associate Producer: We Make Movies Inc
Special Thanks: Shipwrecked Comedy
*Based on the original by Kander & Ebb
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I hope if you enjoy the comedy combination (known character + unexpected musical genre) of my Princess Rap Battle videos, you’ll also enjoy it in a mashup like this one!
** LYRICS **
Come on, boys, why don't we go inside?
With our no-maj
I know that Newt's unsure and Jacob's mystified
He's a no-maj
Follow us, this is a whoopee spot
The gigglewater's cold, but the news is hot
It's just a secret nook owned by a goblin crook
Who's no no-maj
Bring your wand and your bowtruckle too
And the no-maj
There's only one way in and it is not by Floo
For a no-maj
Hold on, hon, we know the special knock
Although I wish that briefcase had a better lock
We'll go and have a drink, and I might throw a wink
To that no-maj
Oh, you're gonna see peculiar clientele
So please don't stare
Oh, try to blend in and you will do just swell
When we get in there
Be careful of the many dangers
We don't want you hurt by strangers
They won't wait to obliviate
Our dear no-maj
Come on, babe, you are one of a kind (Oh, you're gonna see peculiar clientele)
You're my no-maj (So please don't stare)
I know you're special 'cause I can see in your mind (Oh, try to blend in and you will do just swell)
The best no-maj (When we get in there)
You're so impressed by the simplest charms (Be careful of the many dangers)
I want to feed you strudel while you're in my arms (We don't want you hurt by strangers)
Yes, the word on the street is that someone's sweet (They won't wait to obliviate)
On a no-maj
From now on, nothin’ will ever be the same
This week changed my life and
Some day I’ll be the wife
Of that no-maj!
No-maj!
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