Suicidal pigeon decides to hitch a lift IN MY CAR!!

And at no. 326 in the occasional series entitled "Things that can only happen to Ian Garfield", we have this little gem.

Ever been hit in the face by a pigeon....while you've been driving?!

The thing came through the window - I saw it and thought "nah, he'll swoop up". Course not, straight in the open window, round the back of the car, round my right shoulder and straight under me feet. I had to stop the car with the handbrake. Opened the door, the flying rat had the audacity to look at me, give me a "u wot m8" look, raise a wing and hop out like I was an uber. The bloke behind me had the cheek to beep me too! "Same to you, fella"

The inside of my car looks like I've had a pillow fight.

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